Joan Crawford

Quick Answer #1 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat...she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

Quick Answer #2 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Quick Answer #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Quick Answer #4 A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low bridge ahead'. Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

Joan Crawford's Long Lost Daughter                                     Janet with New CBS Logo                                                     Goooood Morning........Trust me.... I had nothing to
                                                                                                                                                                                                                 do with these brats! (Brings new meaning to 'Papa's
                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Gotta Brand New Bag' ---Under His Eyes!

(High voice.....) I'm just SOOOO misunderstood. What's a boy to do??? By the way, how come my boy monkey ran away?

Much has been said about "tough love" for misbehaving children. Most of America's populace thinks it very improper to spank children, so my spouse and I have tried other methods to control our kids when they have one of "those moments".

One that we found very effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk. They usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our little car ride together.

I've included the photo below of one of my sessions, with our son, in case you would like to use the technique. Its very effective!